She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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