Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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