I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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