I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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