I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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