My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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