Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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