My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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