just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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