dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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