pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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