First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's just like the Real World with babies
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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