You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
then he tried to convert me to islam
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
