Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
