i don't like sucking hair
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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