Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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