hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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