Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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