just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i will never coherently bang her
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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