you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
