you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Someone came in the potted fern
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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