The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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