I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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