Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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