Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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