White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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