Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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