I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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