she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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