we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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