well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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