I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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