Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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