you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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