Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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