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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just want to make out with him forever
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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