From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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