I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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