As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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