It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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