Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
