his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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