dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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