How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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