i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I will be naked everywhere
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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