omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Rumble strips road head = magical
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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