I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you never un-have a 4some
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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