I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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