he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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