I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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