quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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