woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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