Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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