She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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