Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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