She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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