so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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