it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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