come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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